I've created a small survey you can use as a template, but feel free to add your own questions if you wish.
1. Sum up locations where you've lived in one LH text line.
USA born and bred, half in north, half in south. 6 months each in Denmark and Hong Kong. China for a few months at a time.
2. Sum up your gaming life in one LH text line.
Terrible in Brood War (cheesed and dodged to C-), mediocre in Dota, casual in HS. More a watcher than a player.
3. Sum up your sexual history in < 5 words
Laziness and dumb luck.
4. Two movies that will tell someone everything they need to know about you.
The Empire Strikes Back and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
5. Two TV shows that will tell someone everything they need to know about you.
Seinfeld and Jackie Chan Adventures. I don't watch much new TV.
6. Two books that will tell someone everything they need to know about you.
Liar's Poker and Freakonomics.
7. You cheer for...
Roger Federer, Team Liquid, Ganondorf melee players, people who play not-high tier stuff, scientific advancement.
8. Name two professions: one that you'd love to do and one that you'd hate to do.
Valve hobo. Investment banker.
9. Your last meal before execution.
Omelette with everything (ham, turkey, bacon, tomatoes, peppers, onions, mushrooms, spinach...), roast potatoes, and orange juice.
10. Two not-HS video games that will tell someone everything they need to know about you
Dota 2 and Sonic Adventure 2: Battle.
11. What card in Hearthstone do you want buffed the most and how? What about nerfed?
Buff Kidnapper - dude pretty much acts like a super expensive Sap that leaves a body with terrible stats. I think returning a minion to your hand could be hilarious, but that would be extremely powerful. Maybe just make his stats better if a boring but practical buff is desired.
Nerf Molten Giants - shit should have a minimum cost that isn't 0.
12. Two non-video game hobbies that will tell someone everything they need to know about you.
Tennis and piano.